I love the taste of piss as it started by accident but now I've got all the piss I need

I'm 48 years old slim figure, and I got invited to a friends party, as the evening went on so did the vodka and coke there were people of all ages at the party, and in pictcular I started noticing 3 boys looking over at me, then they look away when I seen them, they were 14 and 15 year olds the vodka and coke must have taken over, as when I caught them looking over at me again, they went to look away what's the matter boys are you all shy, no were not shy said the one boy, well I'm glad too hear that I told them, why's that said that one boy again, well I thought one of you might have asked me to dance.